DEAR MUM

I’m glad that you’re my mother, Kind and caring and strong. Caus surely no-one else, Would have put up with me this long!

Roses are red,

Windex is blue.

Thanks for keeping everything clean,

I really appreciate it.

Mum, I know I owe you the world
And you deserve no less
But circumstances have unfurled;
I'm in a financial mess.

For Your Mother's Day party
I write for you this ditty.
My poetry skills are hearty And cheap,
but oh so witty!